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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number you have the more you've done! after you are done.

100%

( ) Smoked.
(X) Drank alcohol. (Not legitly, but for like mitzvahs and stuff like that.
( ) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
( ) Gotten/given a handjob.
( ) Gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally harassed.
( X) Verbally harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%

( ) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
() Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
() Cried at school.
(X) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (WALMART! I NEVER GO THERE! HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU SELL SCHOOL SUPPLIES WITH TOWELS?)
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

() Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
() Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(X) Hugged a stranger.
( X) Went scuba diving.
() Driven a car.
(X) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(X) Had a party.
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(X) Eaten sushi. (yeah, and i HATE it)
( ) Bought porn.
() Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (eh...)
( ) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

( ) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
() Cried yourself to sleep.
( X) Laughed yourself to sleep. (i did that once, and... i barely got any sleep... *IN SOVIET RUSSIA, NATHAN TELLS GOOD JOKES*
( X) Stabbed yourself.
( ) Shot a gun
() Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(X) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

() Watched a person die.
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(X)  Kissed somebody of the same sex. (on the mouth? no. slobbered all over their neck? yes... caroline... AHEM)
() Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
(X) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

(X) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
() Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
( x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
() Ding dong ditched somebody.
() Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
() Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( X) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (I don't think I ever have been asked out before... Haha. )
( ) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
( ) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x ) Had a job.
( X) Gotten cut from a sports team. (Playing soccer, tennis, swimming... the possibilities are endless!)
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
() Been in a car accident.
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
( ) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x ) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (haha, suck on that Ray!)
( ) Been raped.




I am 66% virgin <----DEVIL VIRGIN!